AWESOMECON

If you’re the type that’s looking for a good song to enjoy in the morning while you excrete 20-sided die-shaped stools in the bathroom on your way to the shower, before you head out to the community park for a good duct-tape sword bludgeoning, I’ve got just the thing! Let’s get you totally pumped up for the battle that lies ahead. For glory and honor!

[via Condimentasm]

…with the Beamz lazer music system!

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