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	<title>AWESOMECON &#187; fail</title>
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		<title>Mexican Gravity Hammer!</title>
		<link>http://www.awesomecon.com/blog/2009/07/mexican-gravity-hammer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:55:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have never played Halo 3, the Gravity Hammer is a devastating weapon in the game.  Its also tons of fun to just slam people and see them flying.  From the following video, it appears that the gravity hammer was probably inspired by these young gentlemen in Mexico:







www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIF63jhRQcw
That looks both amazingly scary and awesome [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have never played Halo 3, the Gravity Hammer is a devastating weapon in the game.  Its also tons of fun to just slam people and see them flying.  From the following video, it appears that the gravity hammer was probably inspired by these young gentlemen in Mexico:</p>
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<p>That looks both amazingly scary and awesome at the same time.</p>
<p>[via <a title="BOOOOOM!" href="http://boingboing.net/">BoingBoing</a>]</p>
<p>bonus video, the gravity hammer in action:</p>
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		<title>Hipsters are so &#8216;83</title>
		<link>http://www.awesomecon.com/blog/2009/07/hipsters-are-so-83/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reading a tweet by @mdowney which referred to a post on BuzzFeed about the top 10 Michael Jackson acapella videos.  This post is not about that&#8230; well, not directly anyway. I was watching the video for &#8220;Beat It&#8221; and during the breakdown/fight scene I had an amazing revelation.  Holy SH*T!!! THOSE [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was reading a tweet by @mdowney which referred to a post on <a title="MJ vids... pretty cool just to watch" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-top-10-michael-jackson-acapellas" target="_blank">BuzzFeed</a> about the top 10 Michael Jackson acapella videos.  This post is not about that&#8230; well, not directly anyway. I was watching the video for &#8220;Beat It&#8221; and during the breakdown/fight scene I had an amazing revelation.  Holy SH*T!!! THOSE THUGS ARE HIPSTERS!</p>
<p>So, apparently hipsters are 1983 thugs from the &#8220;Beat It&#8221; video. Amazing but true.  Check out around 2:30 in the video to revel in the pre-hipster-hipster fashion.</p>
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		<title>Now that is how you deal with telemarketers&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.awesomecon.com/blog/2009/05/now-that-is-how-you-deal-with-telemarketers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 03:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[






www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPAb3JhkxXg
I used to work technical support phone lines, and I would have LOVED to treat some of the people that called like the this guy.  It would have been the reverse situation, in a sense, but still.  Oh, and its NSFW audio&#8230;
[via Why' That's Delightful!]
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<p>I used to work technical support phone lines, and I would have LOVED to treat some of the people that called like the this guy.  It would have been the reverse situation, in a sense, but still.  Oh, and its NSFW audio&#8230;</p>
<p>[via <a href="http://whythatsdelightful.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Why' That's Delightful!</a>]</p>
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		<title>Bad Product Names &#8211; 80&#8217;s Edition</title>
		<link>http://www.awesomecon.com/blog/2009/04/bad-product-names-80s-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://www.awesomecon.com/blog/2009/04/bad-product-names-80s-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:13:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[






www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o1uTkbBBvs
This reminds me of the South Park episode with Jared.
[via Eno]
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<p>This reminds me of the <a title="its all in the spelling..." href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/602/" target="_blank">South Park episode with Jared</a>.</p>
<p>[via Eno]</p>
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		<title>Spelling is hard!!</title>
		<link>http://www.awesomecon.com/blog/2009/02/spelling-is-hard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 20:46:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[






www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KZ2EVIDDbY
From ye ole Fail Blog. &#8217;nuff said.
Read [Fail Blog via Xina]
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<p>From ye ole Fail Blog. &#8217;nuff said.</p>
<p><a title="I can spell small words!" href="http://failblog.org/2009/02/18/911-fail/" target="_blank">Read</a> [Fail Blog via Xina]</p>
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