AWESOMECON

The premise of this gameshow is you do random, ridiculous, juvenile things to each other. Cradle your buddy’s head in your arm, then viciously pluck out his nosehair. Smack a dude’s ass as hard as humanly possible with a wiffle-ball bat. Get an old guy to come around, who then, after setting his dentures on the table, proceeds to gum the crap out of your friend’s ear.

Naturally, this must all take place in a library, where you can’t make any noise. Ssshhh!!